*Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

*2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

*1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

*Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

*Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

*Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knot-furlong

*365.25 days of drinking low-calorie soda  = 1 lite  year

*16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

*Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

*1000 aches = 1 kilohurtz

*Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

*Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

*453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

*1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

*1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

*2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

*10 cards = 1 decacards

*1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

*1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

*1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

*1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

*10 rations = 1 decoration

*100 rations = 1 C-ration

*2 monograms = 1 diagram

*8 nickels = 2 paradigms

*3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1   I.V. League

****100 Senators = Not 1 decision*****