The blond had been married about a year when one day the she came
running up to her husband jumping for joy.
Not knowing how to react, the husband started jumping up and
down along with her.
"Why are we so happy?" he asked.
"Honey, I have some really great news for you!" She said.
"Great" he
said, tell me what you're so happy about."
She stopped jumping and was breathless from all the jumping
up and down.
"I'm pregnant!" she gasped.
The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for a while.
He grabbed her, kissed her, and started telling her how
wonderful it was, and that he couldn't be happier.
Then she said "Oh, honey there's more."
"What do you mean more?", he asked.
"Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have
TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
he asked her how she knew.
"It was easy" she said, "I went to the pharmacy and bought
the 2
pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out
positive!"