Football Trivia   


 What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
                       A: The Kansas City Chiefs


 What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan?
                       A: An anorexic.


 What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
                       A: A thief.


 Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
               A: Soldier Field. They never get a touchdown  there.


 Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
               A: He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche